Monday, June 29, 2009

New Issue of Shebytches.com is alive!!!

Guest Writer

Oneal Walters - Poetry

WHAT'S NEW


Carolina's Bytch - The Baffling Events That Single Women Everywhere Have To Endure

I had an awesome conversation last night with the amazing and talented Kim. I've had a couple rough days, partly due to my own inner demons, partly due some incredibly hurtful things that were said to me. After the conversation, I was able to shake that last bit of crabbiness that was still lingering around.

Heather Wood - SAVED BY THE SUMMER BELL


Well, we're not having a summer election after all. Our barbecues and patio gatherings are safe from annoying interruptions by party canvassers and political campaign calls. More importantly, we now have more time to tackle an on-going problem – the lack of female representation in Parliament.

Pixie Says - Ask the Japanese government to ban video-game rape simulators pt. 2

So my previous post about the Equality Now campaign to ban rape-simulator video games in Japan provoked some discussion on Facebook. One of my friends countered that fantasy is a space that should not be policed: as a feminist, I agree with him, which got me thinking that...

Romy Shiller - POP goes the TEEN


As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ~ Fran Lebowitz

Simply skimming. Images of youth in popular culture. Not Toddlers and Tiaras (2009) about toddler beauty pageants, which makes me sick or the 20-something hot bods in the new Star Trek (2009), I am such a Cougar - "an older woman who sexually pursues men at least eight years her junior."(Wikipedia) I am discussing teenagers and tweens - "the stage between middle childhood and adolescence in human development, generally in the age range of 10 to 12 years of age." (Wikipedia).

and

Romy Shiller - LETTER TO THE EDITOR: MS. MAGAZINE FEATURING BARACK OBAMA ON THE COVER OF Issue: WINTER 2009

According to the book Third Wave Feminism and Television: Jane Puts it in a Box by the head of women's studies at South-Carolina U., Merri Lisa Johnson, I'm a third wave feminist.

Viki Ackland - End of the Road

I am not really a girly girl. Like a lot of my friends and peers I am independent, self assured and have a rather high opinion of my worth. I have a clear idea of what I deserve, what I want, and what I will not tolerate, and the only rare time my Libra self gets out of balance is when one of those equations are missing.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

The Baffling Events That Single Women Everywhere Have To Endure

I had an awesome conversation last night with the amazing and talented Kim. I’ve had a couple rough days, partly due to my own inner demons, partly due some incredibly hurtful things that were said to me. After the conversation, I was able to shake that last bit of crabbiness that was still lingering around. Kim reminded me that we have a purpose and nothing, not even peoples stupid words should affect how I feel about myself.

Single, Independent, Strong

When I was 18 I moved away from home. Since then I’ve looked after myself. I’ve always been a very independent, self reliant single female. {with the exception of one long term relationship, in which I was still looking after myself} I’m not going to lie and say I don’t need to have companionship. Hell, I would love to meet that one person who does it for me on all levels. Who wouldn’t? After having two crappy crappy relationships in a row, along with too many jerks in between, I’ve started to wonder if that is even possible and come this July it will be exactly 1 year since I’ve dated. {as I keep telling everyone, I’m on strike till conditions improve, obviously they haven’t}

Embracing your single woman status comes with bonuses, such as freedom and the comfort of knowing that you only answer to you. The not so pleasant flip side of this though, are the BS conversations we have to put up with. The majority of the time it will be ignorant people making lame attempts to hurt your feelings. Occasionally it is people who are ‘concerned’ and feel that all women should be in relationships {even when their own are less than satisfactory}. The first conversation was one I had just a few days ago {and part of what spawned this whole entry}, the rest have happened over time.

“Where is your date?”
“Date?”
“But, it’s Friday night.”
“So.”
“You should be on a date.”
“It’s hard to be on a date if no one asks.”
“Oh come on, I’m sure someone has asked recently.”
“No, not really, no.”
“Well, you are kind of intimidating. You might want to try being nicer.” {fyi, this conversation was with a man, who has a girlfriend, and he was staring at my breasts for most of the evening}
“You know what, you can just bite me.”

What’s the deal with marriage anyway... or questions I’ve had to put up with since I was 21...

“When do you plan on getting married?”
“I’m single.”
“I know, when do you plan on getting married?”
{this usually goes on for a while, like the ‘whose on third’ Abbott and Costello routine, it either ends with me considering banging my head on cement till I’m in a coma or drinking}

Visual aide - Woman your own age is looking at you like you just farted.
“Still single I see.”
{to some being single equates to leprosy or some similar disease}

“Oh you poor thing, being single must be so lonely.”

“Well, at least you have your dogs to keep you company.”

A Mother’s Love

Occasionally mother’s of single women have to endure stupid questions. My Mother is my biggest champion, never taking any guff and telling people to either mind their own business or now her latest “My daughter doesn’t need a man.” Of course that occasionally backfires on her...

These are just a few questions that she has had to deal with and I love her to pieces for voicing out!

“Is you daughter ever getting married?”
or
“What’s wrong with your oldest daughter? All of your other children are either married or have kids?”
“She doesn’t need to.”

“Is your daughter gay?”
“Even if she was it’s none of your business.”

“Shouldn’t she be married by now?”
“Who says she needs to be married?”

I was told my Mother has even taken to cursing at people....

Lets take a moment to think about this, if my own Mother doesn’t worry about me being on my own, why is it so disconcerting to the rest of you? Why is such a biggie for a woman to be single? Rather than ridicule us, or be concerned for us, why not do what the rest of us do. Be proud of us. We are strong, independent women and if you don’t stop picking on us, I’m sending my mother after you.

Monday, June 1, 2009

New issue is alive!!!

Happy June 1st everyone. Even though we still don't have the summer temperatures we are all wanting, this months issue of Lipstik Indie (www.lipstikindie.com) should heat things up! This is what we have in store for you:

Featured Artist - Jeff Cottrill (carolina smart)

Books - Garbageman by Joseph D'lacey (carolina smart), Raincloud by Richard S. Todd (cathy petch)
Bands - Skulls (Misfit Tribute Artists) (carolina smart), The Populars (nik beat)
eZine/store - Herbivore (laura roberts)
Movie - Still We Ride (matt gilbert)
Music Artists - Gary Beals (devon jones), Bendicion (nik beat), A.K.A. Subliminal (devon jones)

Zombie Dating

I found a date through zombie harmony - one of the best free dating sites for zombies
Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)

Are you compatible with me???